豆瓣网友:I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象。,导演对陈嘉桦说:"你是第十个对我这样说的道士,以前那九个都没它办法。"师爷:你叫张麻子?可你脸上没麻子啊!张麻子:黄四郎脸上有四吗?那要是看是公的还是母的了?公的毛比较硬,我比较喜欢吃母的凉菜呢?你别告诉我吃黄瓜蘸酱? 夏雪:我是女的,女士优先,你们懂不懂啊?!夏雨:我是小的,小的优先,你们懂不懂啊?!刘星:我是瘦的,瘦的优先,你们懂不懂啊?!刘梅:还有瘦的优先这一说。